Saturday, 30 April 2011

Funny Insurance Quotes

Last week I bought a retirement policy. All I´ve got to do is keep up the payments for 15 years and my agent can retire.

I thought my group insurance plan was fine until I discovered that I couldn´t collect until the whole group is sick.

I bought a new life insurance policy but the small print is impossible to understand. All I´m sure of is that after I die, I can stop paying.

Life insurance is really strange. It´s a weird concept. You really don´t get anything for it. It works like this: You pay me money. And when you die, I´ll pay you money.

Buying insurance is what keeps people poor so that they can end up dying rich.

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