One day, an American life insurance company received a letter from a lady saying that unfortunately they have to cancel her husband's life insurance policy. 'We always paid it in time', she wrote, 'but since my dear husband's sudden death last year we have had some financial hardship; therefore, we would like not to pay it anymore'.
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Life insurance agent to would-be client:
"Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know."
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You ought to feel highly honored," said the businessman to the life insurance agent, "so far today I have had my secretary turn away seven insurance agents."
"Yes, I know," replied the agent, "I'm one of them."
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A life insurance agent was completing an application and got to the part on health history. He asked his client how his grandfather died.
This was his client´s startling answer. "I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
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A Life Insurance agent decides to take a good friend with him to the horse race track and enjoy the afternoon. When he returns home his wife asks, "How was your day, did you make any money."
He replies back "Well, I didn't make any money today, but my client sure learned how gambling with the numbers certainly doesn´t pay off."
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"Do you know the present value of your husband´s policy?" the life insurance salesman asked his client.
"What do you mean?" countered the woman.
"If you should lose your husband, what would you get?" asked the salesman.
The woman thought a minute, then brightened up and said, "Probably a poodle."
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The applicant for life insurance was finding it difficult to fill out the application. The salesman asked what the trouble was, and the man said that he could not answer the question about the cause of death of his father.
The salesman wanted to know why. After some embarrassment the client explained that his father had been hanged.
The salesman pondered for a moment. "Just write: ´Father was taking part in a public function when the platform gave way.´"
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Yeah, thanks for your input! It's not very funny though!
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ReplyDelete"I can make you laugh, because laughter is the best Medicine...and the only one that I can afford now"
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