A woman was in hospital after feeling very ill.
The doctor says to her, “I have some very bad news for you. You only have three months to live.”
“Oh that’s awful,” the woman sighs, “what will I do?”
The doctor replies, “Marry a health insurance agent.”
“Will that make me live longer?” asks the ill woman.
“No,” replies the doctor, “but it will SEEM much longer.”
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